This has nothing directly to do with my hit parade except that good singers don’t use AutoTune. Today I heard something so ridiculous that my beard grew inwards by a few centimetres. Dark Metal Cat laughed so hard that he vomited on my desk.
Get this… “What’s wrong with AutoTune? Why shouldn’t singers use electronics to make their voices sound in tune? Your bands use electricity to make their guitars sound loud.”
If you don’t happen to know what AutoTune is, the Mammal Dictionary defines it as “something that makes you vomit on your desk.”
Prog metal dominates the top of my personal 2010 hit parade. That makes sense since I deeply love progressive rock in its many forms. Metal which is partly influenced by prog structures naturally strikes many chords in me.
The three types of prog metal today are very different, covering melodic, Oriental and the more avant-garde styles. As far as I’m concerned, a lot of symphonic metal (thank you, Therion) is also laced with prog.
Dark Metal Cat likes anything laced with catnip.
It’s jolly to end my 2007 metal year with different types of favourites among favourites. My top three songs of the year are by Myrath (Tunisia), my favourite band from my continent of Africa; Thurisaz (Belgium), my favourite atmospheric black metal band; and Riverside (Poland), for many years my favourite prog metal band and also one of my top bands of any genre or style.