Posted by christophermammal
Parrots dance to music they like. Few types of birds do. Parrots, however, move to music in ways they never move to anything else. They ignore slow beats, so there are few if any funeral doom parrots. If you want a dancing parrot, play speed metal. That gets them moshing, bobbing their heads up and down while they shuffle from side to side like goofed-out metalheads.
I mention this because I don’t have a parrot. If I get one I’ll call her Thrasher. If I can find a male to mate with her, she’ll hatch out metal chicks.
There are no parrot songs in my selections for today.
Posted in Best of 2015
Tags: Áldás, Dalriada, death thrash metal, Deathcore, Emma-O, Flyover, Folk Metal, Ignotum, jazz-rock, King Dude, Lauri Porra, Love Fear and the Time Machine, Luciferian neo-folk rock, Mammal's Best of 2015, Mechanical, Ozric Tentacles, Part 8/10, Progressive Metal, Reality Field, riverside, Sigma Project, Songs of Flesh and Blood, space rock, Spock's Beard, symphonic progressive rock, Technicians Of The Sacred, The Oblivion Particle, The Voynich Code