Artists’ Top Albums of 2014: Part 3/5

The coffee machine at Metal Sucks.

The coffee machine at Metal Sucks.

When the Metal State hyperspace pigeon arrived at the planet which is inhabited only by Metal Sucks, they welcomed him with two barrels of birdshot. That was such a kind gesture.

The barrels were more like 44-gallon drums. They contained birdshot in the form of plutonium pellets. It rains plutonium on the Metal Sucks planet but most of it washes away during the sulphuric acid floods. Vince and Axl at Metal Sucks spared our pigeon the effort of hunting for food. Hyperspace pigeons luuurve plutonium.

The pigeon delivered the note thanking Vince and Axl for sharing their huge lists of musicians’ favourite albums of 2014. He didn’t stay for coffee. Over there they drink it too strong even for him. They filter it though Cerenkov radiation, the blue glow that comes from the cooling water in nuclear reactors.

You can see the complete Metal Sucks lists on these pages:

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Jon Teague of Pinkish Black

3. Richard Pinhas & Tatsuya Yoshida – Welcome in the Void
2. Unconscious Collective – Pleistocene Moon
1. Atriarch – An Unending Pathway

 

JR Hayes of Pig Destroyer

3. Kitty – Impatiens
2. Agents of Abhorrence – Relief
1. EYEHATEGOD – S/T

 

JSS of The Banner

3. Lana Del Rey – Ultraviolence
2. Xibalba/Suburban Scum – Split
1. Youth Code – A Place to Stand

 

Justin Matthews of Toothgrinder

3. At The Gates – At War With Reality
2. Umphrey’s McGee – Similar Skin
1. Mastodon – Once More ‘Round the Sun

 

Lasse Pyykko of Hooded Menace

3. Dead Congregation – Promulgation of the Fall
2. Mournful Congregation – Concrescence of the Sophia EP
1. Pallbearer – Foundations of Burden

 

Mark Michell of Scale the Summit

3. Haken – Restoration EP
2. Trioscapes – Digital Dream Sequence
1. Dirty Loops – Loopified

 

Marty Friedman

3. Denpa Kumi Inc. – Chururi Chururira
2. C&K – C&K and More
1. Bull Zeichen 88 – Monster 3/4 No Good Job

RELATED POSTS:
Artists’ Top Albums of 2014: Part 1/5
Artists’ Top Albums of 2014: Part 2/5

 

 

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About ChristopherMammal

I've made it to Mammal. I still hope to be classified as Human one day. Meanwhile I have evolved enough to recognise different types of music as well as the shrieks of certain vervet monkeys who are known for their scurrilous behaviour in the proximity of unguarded bananas.

Posted on January 12, 2015, in Best of 2014 and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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