Mammal’s 21-Year Hit Parade: 2011, #8 – #5

MetalCatThis has nothing directly to do with my hit parade except that good singers don’t use AutoTune. Today I heard something so ridiculous that my beard grew inwards by a few centimetres. Dark Metal Cat laughed so hard that he vomited on my desk.

Get this… “What’s wrong with AutoTune? Why shouldn’t singers use electronics to make their voices sound in tune? Your bands use electricity to make their guitars sound loud.”

If you don’t happen to know what AutoTune is, the Mammal Dictionary defines it as “something that makes you vomit on your desk.”

 

2011, #8: Myrath – Under Siege

Album: Tales of the Sands
Country: Tunisia
Genre: Oriental Progressive Metal

 

2011, #7: Týr – The Lay of Thrym

Album: The Lay of Thrym
Country: Denmark
Genre: Folk Metal

 

2011, #6: Arch Enemy – No Gods, No Masters

Album: Khaos Legions
Country: Sweden
Genre: Melodic Death Metal

 

2011, #5: Dream Theater – Bridges in the Sky

Album: A Dramatic Turn of Events
Country: USA
Genre: Progressive Metal

 

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About ChristopherMammal

I've made it to Mammal. I still hope to be classified as Human one day. Meanwhile I have evolved enough to recognise different types of music as well as the shrieks of certain vervet monkeys who are known for their scurrilous behaviour in the proximity of unguarded bananas.

Posted on November 6, 2014, in Mammal's 21-Year Hit Parade and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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